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Privacy & GDPR PolicyThe Londinium DailyLast updated: 5th January 2026
The Londinium Daily respects your privacy and is committed to protecting your personal data. This Privacy & GDPR Policy explains what information we collect, how we use it, and your rights under UK GDPR and the Data Protection Act 2018.1. Who We AreThe Londinium Daily is a satirical newsletter published for entertainment purposes.If you need to contact us regarding privacy or data matters, please use the contact form accessible from the home page of this website.2. What Data We CollectWe only collect data necessary to operate the newsletter and respond to enquiries.This may include:Your email address (when you subscribe via the beehiiv subscription form)Any information you choose to provide via our contact formBasic technical data (such as IP address, device, or browser type) collected automatically by our platformsWe do not collect sensitive personal data.3. How We Collect DataYour data is collected when you:Subscribe to The Londinium Daily using the beehiiv subscription formSubmit a message using the contact form linked from the home pageInteract with newsletter emails (e.g. opens and link clicks)4. How We Use Your DataWe use your data to:Send you The Londinium Daily newsletterManage subscriptions, unsubscribes, and enquiriesUnderstand general audience engagement and improve the newsletterWe do not sell your data or use it for unrelated marketing.5. Legal Basis for ProcessingUnder UK GDPR, we process your data based on:Consent – when you subscribe to the newsletterLegitimate interest – to operate, maintain, and improve the newsletter and respond to enquiriesYou may withdraw consent at any time.6. Third-Party ServicesWe use the following third-party platforms:Carrd – website hostingbeehiiv – newsletter subscription forms, email delivery, and analyticsTally – contact form handlingThese services act as data processors on our behalf and are GDPR-compliant. Data may be stored outside the UK, subject to appropriate safeguards.7. Cookies & TrackingOur website and emails may use basic cookies or tracking technologies provided by Carrd, beehiiv, or their analytics tools. These are used to understand general usage and engagement.You can manage cookies through your browser settings.8. Data RetentionWe retain your data only for as long as necessary:Subscriber data is kept while you remain subscribedContact form data is kept only as long as needed to respond to your enquiryWhen data is no longer required, it is deleted or anonymised.9. Your RightsUnder UK GDPR, you have the right to:Access your personal dataRequest correction or deletionWithdraw consent at any timeObject to or restrict processingEvery newsletter email includes an unsubscribe link.
You may also exercise your rights using the contact form on the home page.10. ComplaintsIf you believe your data has been handled improperly, you have the right to complain to the UK Information Commissioner’s Office (ICO).11. Changes to This PolicyWe may update this policy occasionally. Any changes will be reflected on this page with an updated date.
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Disclaimer: This Newsletter is Satire Intended for Entertainment. All Articles and Headlines are Fictional. Any Resemblance to Persons (Living or Dead), Public Figures, Organisations, or Actual Events is Purely Coincidental. This is Not Factual News Reporting and Should Not Be Relied Upon as Such.